Would be a genetically engeneered woman.  Genetically engeneered to play video games, and play them well.  She would eagerly avoid doing household chores in order to better suit my needs for a healer in times of raiding.  She would follow me around every waking moment as if on auto follow but with the swiftest keystroke buff me as my timer draws near.  She would preform side and back style attacks that would render my foes helpless while I continued to pummel them.  She would sing ol' melodies of travel and lore as we traversed the vast landscapes within our digitial eutopia.  And..  On those nights when my senses are not about me, and she holds the power within, I'd coo her with sweet nothings. I'd massage her every need( 0_0 ) I'd order takeout from her favorite restaurant, on my credit card.  I'd take her picnicing in the spring, even though my allergies are a bitch.  She would love me, and I her - for she is my perfect woman!